epsilongenocide:

Hey guys! I figured that while I’m on my recruiting spree I’d put an “ad” here as well.

So since Inde’s WP team is finally back in action during last year’s recovery phase, now is the prime time to come out and join the team!

Now, if you think swimming is boring…Water Polo is the exact opposite of it. (Yeah, don’t worry I think swimming is boring 70% of the time too, but the meets make up for it.) WP is actually a TEAM sport, and we’re lacking so many members that there will be no cuts, and the starters are so damn tired by the first quarter that it’s impossible for coach not to play you. So don’t worry about that.

Also, don’t worry about not knowing how to play water polo. Last year 8 out of our 9 members (For girls) came to day 1 not knowing shit about the game. That includes me. But after the first 2 weeks of conditioning, and they were hell I admit, I finally felt how good it was to play an actual team sport where I made a difference. And next year only 5 members will be from last year, so. Yeah.

And even if you’re afraid we’ll hate you or something we probably won’t. At least, If you drown we’d be forced to save you. LOL.

Anyway. If you can swim, then consider joining Water Polo.
Sorry to everyone else. Coach told me to stop trying to recruit people who can’t swim.

(Swim, as in float and move around in the water. You don’t need to know any strokes. Cuz we don’t do em the way they teach you to in reg. swimming anyway.)

Again, if you:

• Don’t know how to play
• Can’t tread
• Don’t know what a water polo ball looks like
• Haven’t been in a pool for 5 years
• Don’t know how to throw a ball.

We will teach you.

Now a side note for Vivien if she decides to read this.

Join, damn you.

epsilongenocide:

whenever I drop an X-Acto knife and think I’m about to lose a toe.